5. The local paper answers the phone as your opponent's campaign headquarters
4. You're stumping at The Dairy Queen while your opponent is on Larry King
3. You come out in support of the Trans Texas Corridor in Ellis County
2. The town nuts are campaigning for you
1. You argued in court about your right to have "Grandma" as part of your name on the ballot
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Best top five of the day!
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