Monday, September 19, 2005

Your advertising dollars at work

We're on a tear here in the office on failed marketing/advertising ideas and I decided to share some of our new avenues that we think will be the next wave of advertising in your homes.
Trash pickup - Everytime the trash is taken out an annoucement will be made, "Your trash pickup is being brought to you by Joe's Recyling. - 'We'll take the good stuff and let you throw out the rest.'"
Mail delivery - "Today's mail delivery is being brought to you by UPS. - UPS, much faster delivery than the US Postal Service."
The Doorbell - "This alert is being brought to you by Ace Alarm systems. We'll always let you know when someone wants in your home."
Your family photos can be tagged with ads, "These smiles are brought to you by Dr Oakes Orthodonistry."
Ear plugs can be labled with ads, "Your quiet night's sleep is brought to you by Mattress Firm."
Your alarm clock can simply run ads in the morning rather than an actual alarm.
What other ideas do yall have?

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