Rock n Roll?

It's too bad no one else signed up for the free iPod deal, otherwise I'd be able to test this device out...

It gives a completely new meaning to the phrase 'rock 'n' roll'. For boffins have invented a cutting-edge gadget combining a portable music player and a toilet paper dispenser.
The state-of-the-art device - called an iCarta - makes it easier for people to listen to beats while using the bathroom.
It is designed, according to the US manufacturers, to "enhance your experience in the smallest room".

Although Christine Hand says there's no such thing as a free iPod.